The sun may be blocked out by chem trails or Bill Gates sponsored technology to lower the temperature the earth to appease his lizard blood, but luckily for us, bitches can still get tanlines, and even if the sun does get blacked out and we are all forced to die off, leaving the elites to live in the bunkers, having the world to themselves, living off the Metaverse, because they have to stay underground for 100 years, there will still be tanlines, because they’ll program that option into avatars, because that’s how hot tanlines are….I mean they even make chemicals to stain your skin so that you can give yourself tanlines without leaving the house already as you prep for the apocalypse you won’t be invited to unless you learn how to suck rich dick right….so here’s a round-up of tanlines to keep our appreciate for the sun alive, it’s the source of life, before they turn it off.

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