In a life that should be a constant vacation, all laid back by the pool, cooking under the sun, cocktails and titties, rocking that sense of adventure, that lust for life, that seeing new things, that answer to no one, with no responsibilities, turning off your brain to cruise….stress free and filled with fun….

But that isn’t any of those things because the system is rigged and designed to keep everyone miserable….

So tanlines are a nice reminder of what you are working for, slutty half naked exhibitionist girls with tanlines….or what you are going to sell everything you own to live on a 5000 dollar boat and eat fish only to launch a youtube channel about your throwing in the towel on the lie that is the slave life they force on us….where you become a multi-millionaire, who can re-enter society the right way….as a rich person….with a personal brand and engaged audience who finance your existence….

Which is why I bring you the tanlines….a little aspirational pussy to keep you motivated.

I’m like Tony Robbins up in here, sucking at life SO you don’t have to.

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