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2022

15

Nov

Britney Spears is Dead Bikini Bottom Crazy Dance of the Day

Set to some demonic sounding Gregorian chant this shit is set to, but it is probably fitting, since I am convinced that Britney is either dead, institutionalized, or programmed to be on this dancing like possessed monster loop until her handlers can move back in and get her on stage doing this for paying customers and fans.

I do not believe the Free Britney movie was a real thing, I mean sure it was a real thing, but after 15 years of no one caring that she was entrapped, it was weird timing that all of a sudden they cared….after all the concerts they went to and Britney content they interacted with, it took 15 years to say “something is off”….

Now, I don’t know when Britney was killed off, or when they found this body double, because it really doesn’t feel like the same Britney to me…..but I guess it’d be hard to figure that out, since it may have never been the original Britney….

What I do know is that this shit is shot in her old house, that she pretends she goes to, without the paparazzi seeing her there…..and that it feels like old creepy content being repurposed making it more creepy.

Kept alive, or kept to look like a nutjob, through social media….but I’ll still watch the dancing monkey dance….DANCE MONKEY DANCE…..since she doesn’t have her PANTS on!!

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