It may be cold as shit here, but I am alway willing to stare a girls showing off their bathing suits, because that’s the kind of open minded pervert I am….sure, I can’t go to the beach, I am locked inside in the cold, but that doesn’t mean I can’t help a bitch decide what she should wear to the beach, or at least just stare at what she decides to wear to the beach and give her feedback like “NICE BOBS”….”How much to sext”….”pull your titties out”….”no bend over and touch your toes”…..to which they won’t respond because they are just pictures, I realize that, I am not a crazy person……

But it’s like I am a selfless hero regardless….this is hero shit…and you can be a hero too.

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