It’s cold as shit, people are pasty as shit in the north, but luckily, there’s always some orange slut glowing like a beacon of hope, like a flare at a icy car pile up, to remind me that bitches don’t let that get in the way of looking as good as they can, which almost always involves a tanline, since it highlights the good parts and makes you think she’s healthy and outdoorsy, unless you’re more into pasty goth bitches because they remind you more of the corpse you actually fuck, because you’re undesirable….

Either way, some TANLINES to life the fucking mood.

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