It’ the first day of December, so you can officially start watching your Christmas movies to get into the Christmas spirit, unless you’re a suburban mom who works at Walmart who has been living that life all November….can’t get enough Christmas…

With winter comes way too much clothing on a bitch, so I have to get creative and hang out in ski lodges at the bottom of the hill to see turtle neck titties all hard nippled and shit, or at the warming booth by the local OUTDOOR RINK….

I mean unless I throw one of my classic christmas Sex Parties with all the hookers I can afford from making about 10 dollars a month off this site….it’s gonna smell like shit….but dumpster diving pussy is pussy too, especially this time of year, as we are all god’s children….

We can’t all have big tits like Rita Ora Tits running around the cabin finding a way to turn winter clothes into a fetish….but we can try.

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