There was a time when Amanda Seyfried was my favorite actress, not that I am the kind of guy who has a favorite actor, I think they are all some of the lamest humans around. They are weak, insecure, vapid, narcissists who think that their acting is important, because they are important and the whole thing makes them lying, phony pieces of shit…

I also think acting is dumb as fuck, so when I watch movies or shows, I NEVER get lost in the story or the character, the entire time I know it is some actor pretending to be someone else, they never break out of their public persona / or real life character.

So yeah, actors are dumb…. but there was a time when Seyfriend was my AILF…..which translates to ACTRESS I’D LIKE TO FUCK, not that I’d ever fuck the polluted womb of a hooker, I prefer my AIDS from street pussy….WE FROM THE STREETS….

She was basically Lohan’s replacement, hotter than Lohan, and she’d two. corny as shit movie, off set with a nude scene movie with her tits out, and for that reason alone ,the big tits on her skinny body that’s now a mom body….I thought she was a win.

If you’re going to make me sit through a movie, a fake, boring, dumb fucking movie, there NEEDS to be a character I want to fuck in it….so that’s basically what Seyfried was to me.

In this photo she’s on a doc in a small bikini body and I dig it..Upstate New York millionaire farm girl I’d like to milk.

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