Amanda Seyfried must be pretty old by now, so this photoshoot that is porn disguised as fashion is relatively inappropriate.

The mom actress pushing 40 has decided to go pantsless in a one-piece, then she’s also seen pantsless in black and white, so you know it’s art and not jerk off material, in a pair of thin white panties, which I know is a fetish somewhere because I’m considering buying a pair at the thrift store to jerk off on while staring at this pic…..then there’s the pic of her in some other one piece, a more formal one-piece, that shows off her pussy mound and the level of fatness of that pussy, but with a collar on so it’s professional….

I’ve been a fan of Seyfried for a while, I liked her taking over for Lohan and doing a better job of it while being hotter and blonder…fuck the gingers man, they’re crazy and their orange pussy hair scares me…

I’ve liked that she’s balanced her hokey shit ROM COM movies with more edgy movies that got her naked, got her showing her tits, and at the time she had big tits….

It’s like she was the Sydney Sweeney before Sydney Sweeney if Sweeney was hotter and new how to act outside of pulling the tits out.

Which means, I am not over my Seyfriend love affair, the one sided love affair we all know too well….

But she is too old to be dressed like this for fashion porn….or anything else….but that doesn’t mean I won’t stare.

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There was a time when Amanda Seyfried was my favorite actress, not that I am the kind of guy who has a favorite actor, I think they are all some of the lamest humans around. They are weak, insecure, vapid, narcissists who think that their acting is important, because they are important and the whole thing makes them lying, phony pieces of shit…

I also think acting is dumb as fuck, so when I watch movies or shows, I NEVER get lost in the story or the character, the entire time I know it is some actor pretending to be someone else, they never break out of their public persona / or real life character.

So yeah, actors are dumb…. but there was a time when Seyfriend was my AILF…..which translates to ACTRESS I’D LIKE TO FUCK, not that I’d ever fuck the polluted womb of a hooker, I prefer my AIDS from street pussy….WE FROM THE STREETS….

She was basically Lohan’s replacement, hotter than Lohan, and she’d two. corny as shit movie, off set with a nude scene movie with her tits out, and for that reason alone ,the big tits on her skinny body that’s now a mom body….I thought she was a win.

If you’re going to make me sit through a movie, a fake, boring, dumb fucking movie, there NEEDS to be a character I want to fuck in it….so that’s basically what Seyfried was to me.

In this photo she’s on a doc in a small bikini body and I dig it..Upstate New York millionaire farm girl I’d like to milk.

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I came across this picutre of a possible Amanda Seyfried pussy flash. I figure it’s old and if it happened, I’ve definitely posted it. I mean my entire fucking existence on the internet since 2004 has been posting celebrity slip ups, or pussy slips…but being old, drunk, and possibly in the early stages of dementia or alzheimers, I really don’t remember shit, this pussy flash and possible asshole flash is new to me.

I always liked Amanda Seyfried, I found it funny when she replaced Lindsay Lohan in all the roles Lohan had lined up before she fully lost her fucking mind, it’s snake shit like that that I think is funny. Not to mention they were in Mean Girls together, a movie I still have never seen because I’m not a fan of scar face, but that I know exists….and made for some catfight rivalry…..which isn’t really why I liked her, I liked that she had nice size tits for her body and that she would do one bullshit Disney level movie and one racier where she got naked movie in the same year…giving us two version of her…the naked one the better version…the safe Disney friendly one the money making version…

So seeing her pussy, which is an innie pussy or what they call a SIMP because it looks like Homer’s Mouth…is exciting, even if it’s photoshopped, a deep fake, or whatever because the nice thing about the internet is that we can believe whatever the fuck we want to believe is real…and I’m believing this.

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