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2022

06

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Here’s a random compilation of girls in swimwear as a reminder that everything is better in a swimsuit, even when it’s not.

I always say that the bikini or swimsuit pic is what both ruined the internet by making social media something worth checking out. So much clickbait created daily all because a swimsuit was in it….

It also applies to real life, because even when a gross, old, monstrous fat chick does her gardening at the community garden, it’s better than when she does it in her clothes….or even when a fat chick catches a tan at the park legs spread it’s better than when she’s in clothes….you can put a bikini or swimsuit in every situation, even violent and tragic ones, and they’ll instantly be better…. “that car wreck was traumatic, but hey, at least the bus of dead girls were all in bikinis”…..

Bikinis may not kill, but if you were to get killed in a bikini, it’d be better than being killed in a snowsuit.

I support swimsuits…even though they don’t support me.

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