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2022

14

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I figure that at this point in the game, everyone smokes weed, so there are plenty of hot model chicks out there getting high to deal with their anxiety, eating disorders, self hatred from all the dudes they fuck for money, not love, as they navigate this vapid world of superficial and disgusting materialism that can take a toll on a bitch, even making her jack her face up with chemicals to make herself look like a Kardashian because that’s what she’s decided is the new standard of beauty….even though the Kardashians have been and always will be, ugly chicks pretending to be hot….

Oh the internet, how it rapes our souls…

So yeah, hot chicks smoke weed, some of these chicks are hot, but the majority of girls promoting weed, like activists or as a hook to make them seem cool, might be a little too into weed, which is not that hot…

The good news is they are sedated and won’t put up too much of a fight when you try to finger them, so long as you bring snacks….

The other good news is that according to some psychologist I listened to the other day, weed smokers are probably less crazy because apparently the real psychos and schizos hate weed because it’s not meth….it calms their inner demons and they don’t like that….so weed girls are potentially less insane than meth heads…HOT….if you’re into boring.

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