With all the moon worshipping satanists out there running our world, there has been a pretty aggressive attack on the sun. What was once called global warming, until the globe stopped warming, so it was re-branded climate change, which is likely perfectly normal to have happen, while pinning the blame on the end consumer, mom and pop and their plastic straws, but not the industrial manufacturers who are actually poisoning everyone, but since they make a lot of money and pay off the right people, you motherfuckers need to drink out of a paper straw that melts in your mouth three sips into a drink….or you motherfuckers need to be shamed by crazy ladies when they see you idling outside the grocery store because it is cold out there….or you motherfuckers start buying electric thinking that it’s better for the environment without realizing that it still takes ENERGY to charge…

It’s a lie….and it’s ALL the suns fault, so we better dim that motherfucker, can’t be any real consequences from that….

Then there’s the whole vitamin D deficiency, a hormone you get from the sun, but aren’t getting from the sun, because they’ve dimmed the sun or made you scared of the sun…even though that hormone apparently prevents all kinds of illnesses and diseases…like COVID…

It makes looking at tanlines pretty intense….are these girls rebels who don’t care about the propaganda around the sun….or are they sun haters who created these tanlines out of a package and does it really matter….should nature’s highlighter that can be recreated for your sunless pod life through chemicals really wroth analyzing and thinking about….or should we just look at the fucking tanlines, say “surfs up, beach party, beach vacation fantasy time”…..I think ya’ll know the answer….

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