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2022

22

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines baby…

You may or may not be hitting the tropical resort to stare at bitches in bikinis getting tanlines.

You may be one of those do the covid test before leaving the house wearing 5 masks and a face shield because your 7 vaccines haven’t given you aggressive cancer yet…so why not get more….so going to tropical vacations isn’t really in the cards since you don’t leave the house….

You may just be broke as shit and can’t afford to hit the cruise you always wanted to….

So this is a taste of tanlines, since you don’t need any of those things, hell, you don’t even need a sun for tanlines, you just need some sluts willing to get naked to show the good parts contrasting the tanned parts….not for the vitamin D the sun provides, but for a different kind of D, the kind that pays them…..

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