Old as shit demon who I like to think is responsible and probably even monetizes by getting a cut off the bigger fucking demons that are the Kardashians, basic fucking terrorists who took Paris’ lead in sex tapes people actually wanted to see, because Paris was hot and not some hairy troll pulled out of a sewer and gifted to OJs lawyer like the other one….

Famous for being famous…realizing that photoshop exists as do Paris Hilton face filters for the Paris Hilton fans which when used on the real Paris, don’t make her look as old, tired or manly.

Rocking some Christmas Themed lingerie, because she presents herself as either a fan of Jesus’ birth, which doesn’t really line-up to being one of the Elite satanists, but I guess they can’t be too obvious about that shit, and really, the gifting and monetizing of Christmas probably makes this money grubber’s menopausal pussy wet….

I am not a Paris Hilton hater, I think she’s an important figure in pop culture, but I do hate the Kardashians and I don’t think they’d have existed without her, so she’s kinda like patient zero, if you had that time machine, she’d have to be the target to rid us of the Kardashians, but it is possible that Paris was just riding society’s vapidness and the whole influencer trash thing would have happened regardless of her paving the way….right place right time even though she was already rich to begin with……

Point of the story, I appreciate the big footed socialite stripping down 15 years later like old times because it make me feel like there is still hope for us….and that we’re not aged out yet…

Lingerie on Christmas is an ideal tradition at any age, so next year get your granny those crotchless panties she needs to house her old meaty scabbed pussy because standard panties have too many contact points….you know like Paris probably is….

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