Em Rata may be boring as shit, in terms of content, in terms of tits, in terms of bird faces, in terms of her political agenda, in terms of her pretending the be a writer and having a best selling biography at 35 years old because her life is just that interesting, proving that the system is fucking rigged, since she’s really not that interesting….and will never be as interesting as she was when she hit the scene. Yet people still pay attention. Perverts.

She’s was someone with fat tits willing to show those fat tits to people eager to look and for whatever intentions she cast to the universe, she was able to elevate that to the highest possible level…which still isn’t all that impressive but many fat tits willing to be shown off couldn’t pull it off, so it is something….

The only smart thing she did, which wasn’t an original concept amongst the half naked on instagram, was to launch her own direct to consumer bikini brand, giving her a purpoise for her shamelessness, rather than just being shameless, it’s marketing.

Knowing how the internet works, she probably makes MILLIONS off her brand and that’s pretty clever, because it would have been just as easy to not bother and collect the millions elsewhere, or fully detaching herself from her mainstream acting dreams, by going on OnlYFans to masturbate for 1,000,000 dollars a month…PEOPLE will pay that.

I don’t hate Em Rata or what she represents, I just think she’s proof that the legends don’t exist, at least not when it’s shameless and self produced, cuz at this stage she’d be a classic, yet she just comes across as someone trying too hard to keep her one-trick pony show afloat..by doing the same old shit that lucky for her involves tits people are impressed by.

I’ll stare at her mom ass as much as the next guy, I’ll also stare at the tits, but I just find her boring and in need of a deeper creative dig into something more inspiring for either the perverts or her legacy or both…. sure, there’s nothing wrong with boring, especially her boring since it pays…very well apparently…

So as she scores dick in Grand Cayman…..and I barely have a dick here in the frozen Tundra….not that it’s a competition between me and a titty model who pretends she’s more than a titty model but who has ultimately WON the titty model game amongst all the other titty models….I’m just here to watch her live her rich girl life giving herself wedgies….because she’s more than just tits….and surprisingly far hotter from behind…I wonder if that’s how she got impregnated…better by her biography to FIND out…

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