Paulina Porizkova is old as shit, I have never done a post on her because her hotness predates the internet….I started the site in 2004, which was a little late to the internet game really, but still early enough that I should be a billionaire, but I’m not….YOUR FAULT NOT MINE….

I’d occasionally post some old timer pussy over the years, but Paulina Porizkova is SUCH an old timer that she was too old for me to do that in 2004….

Her glory days were cover girl of SI in George Orwell’s 1984 and 1985….and I never kept track on any of these bitches, except maybe Elle Macpherson….because I was more into fucking ugly girls than fantasizing about SI Swim models….I didn’t do the fan boy shit…so Paulina Porizkova never existed to me, except when she was some Oscar nominees date a few years ago….(Aaron Sorkin)…..

She’s 100 fucking years old, but posted her bra selfie to remind you that some bitches are genetically superior to other bitches and can be jerked off to even when they are no longer hormonally women…. EXCITING…I know.

She was also involved in some scandal during her divorce whenh she was found at the scene of her husband of 30 year death, Ric Ocasek of the Cars….and had to fight his WILL to get what was RIGHTFULLY hers….which I’ll assume she re-invested into a tight old lady bod that’s freaking me out…

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