Noah Cyrus is the ugly sister of Miley Cyrus, which would likely make living in her shadow more painful…

You know, other sisters of celebrities have been forced into the shadows of their mnore famous siblings, but at least when people would tell them they were cute, or that they had talent or something to offer, it was a little more believable…even though you know these people likely hate themselves no matter how hard they pretend they don’t….

I mean people hate themselves after watching too many influencer instagram models on instagram on a luxury vacation they likely sucked dick to be on….so imagine being in that world, face to face, everyday…..sibling rivarly you can and will never win….no matter how much the parents try to build you up, or how hard you leverage the name, you know…you’re trash…not in the grand scheme of the world, they are elites, but in the home, where you’re supposed to feel safe and warm..

It’s the kind of thing that would make you feel the need to pull out your awkward titties on a mountaintop, all GOTH and DOUGHY….filled up muppet face…just trying to find the place in the world….not nearly as hot as when Miley first started pulling her tits out when trying to find her place outside Hannah Montana, but we didn’t expect that…she’s the half assed sister.

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