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2023

11

Jan

Pixie Lott’s in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t really know anything about Pixie Lott, besides that she’s a UK popstar from a decade ago.

She’s obviously not all that famous because her link in her instagram bio is to her rendition of Landslide, the Stevie Nicks song…which is a pretty popular song amongst sad white girls, so you know it’s being googled.

She posted it 2 years ago, it only has 171,00 views….she has something like 400k followers, went to the trouble of hiring a film crew to get the angles, she went to the trouble of hiring a classical orchestra to back her, they rended some location, she had hair and make-up done, it was lit by pros…this video cost money….

VERY UNIMPRESSIVE….what a waste of money…..I mean kids who do cover songs of pop songs end up being Madison Beer thanks to the perverts, and that’s with no support from labels and management, just keen stage parents with a dream.

Anyway, what IS impressive is that the singer is in Maldives being rich and famous in the islands and she posted a series of bikini pics of her SITTING down in the bikini. BOLD.

Even the most fit girls don’t do sitting bikini pics, especially in their 30s, legendary.

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