Pixie Lott is some UK pop star in her late 30s….

She has had a couple of kids with her male model boyfriend husband that she has been allowing inside her since 2010.

That may be the reason why her one piece outfit is hugging her vagina in ways that makes you think you’re looking at her vagina.

The truth is that she probably has 4-5 pairs of thick performance underwear on under her leotard, so that her vagina doesn’t accidentally crawl out when she pretends she’s still in her 20s bouncing around on stage.

I am one who buys into the lies, it’s the fucking internet, these are pictures, so we can interpret them however we want, like we are in art school and trying to intellectualize some retards 90 million dollar abstract paiting….giving it some higher purpose..

So to me, this vagina definition is REAL…real mom vagina hugged and I don’t assume she uses surrogates or gets herself c-sections like most women to preserve the birth canal…

To me…IT is gaping and being held together with this tape….

What it comes down to is that the ONE PIECE leotard has underwear bottoms, hugs the vagina, asshole and tits at the same time.

Very few articles of clothing does that, so in a lot of ways, that’s the kind pixie dust we need…MAGICAL..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pixie Lott

Pixie Lott is a UK Singer who apparently got famous back when she was a lot younger. She’s old as shit now, pushing 35, which is retirement age for most tits, or at least it was back in the better days when a 30 year old popstar knew that it was time to find a rich husband and coast.

Instead, she’s doing the J.Lo and I don’t mean hiding from all the coverage that will come out from the DIDDY TAPES….which is the reason Ben Affleck divorced her.

I mean she’s doing the J.Lo in the sense of basically being 100 years old, but still heading out to be seen by the world….and if you can see past that terrifying British Mouth that looks like it could bite your dick off if you were lucky, you’ll see her tits in a push up corset top, which is clearly a better take on the aging process…distract us with tits. It works.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pixie Lott

I don’t really know anything about Pixie Lott, besides that she’s a UK popstar from a decade ago.

She’s obviously not all that famous because her link in her instagram bio is to her rendition of Landslide, the Stevie Nicks song…which is a pretty popular song amongst sad white girls, so you know it’s being googled.

She posted it 2 years ago, it only has 171,00 views….she has something like 400k followers, went to the trouble of hiring a film crew to get the angles, she went to the trouble of hiring a classical orchestra to back her, they rended some location, she had hair and make-up done, it was lit by pros…this video cost money….

VERY UNIMPRESSIVE….what a waste of money…..I mean kids who do cover songs of pop songs end up being Madison Beer thanks to the perverts, and that’s with no support from labels and management, just keen stage parents with a dream.

Anyway, what IS impressive is that the singer is in Maldives being rich and famous in the islands and she posted a series of bikini pics of her SITTING down in the bikini. BOLD.

Even the most fit girls don’t do sitting bikini pics, especially in their 30s, legendary.

Posted in:Pixie Lott

I know with the Emmys going on, with all these sluts self promoting hardcore through nudity, whether they are low level IG models trying to bait and switch, which is illegal marketing tactics, to get your money because you’re such a fucking pervert you need to drop 50 dollars to pay for a nude that isn’t a nude, because the title is “First time Nude”…like a bunch of dick sucking suckers….

But yeah, with all the shameless self promoters that have spent the weekend shamelessly self promoting, from all levels of celebrity to irrelevance, filling our lives with so much nudity…

The first post you want from me is that of Pixie Lott in a one piece..

I took two days to stare at the wall, to decompress, to give my old eyes a break from staring at the stupid fucking screen…..to come in strong with a repost of a very average celebrity in a very average bathing suit pic…because that’s the kind of hard hitting, clickbait seeking, maybe I’ll get rich off this blogging shit, kind of motherfucker that I am…

WHO FUCKING CARES

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Pixie Lott