2010
26
Nov
I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but I know she’s rocking this mic like a little whore rocks a dick only without all the gagging sounds…but then again, I’ve never heard her sing but can assume it sounds like some kind of serious fucking shit….
This post fuckin’ stucks. Oh Well….
Posted in:Pixie Lott
2010
11
May
I don’t really know who Pixie Lott is, but I do know that she’s not stepping up and being competitive in terms of her performing. Everyone knows that girls on stage, even the fat ones like Lily Allen, the old ones like Madonna, the unattractive gender confused ones like Lady Gaga, the sloppy ones like Katy Perry, the old timers like X-Tina and Britney, the black ones with no talent like Rihanna and the black ones who people thought was born a man like Ciara all get on stage in leotards, so this Pixie Lott bullshit clearly doesn’t want to be famous, becasue she’s covering the fuck up as much as she can, while still rockin’ what needs to be rocked, like a bitch in a bikini who refused to remove the towel from around her waist, I feel ripped the fuck off.
Pics via LFI
Posted in:Body|Pantsless|Pixie Lott
2010
29
Apr
I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s….
This is what she had to say:
Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you.
British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Frankie Sandford|Pixie Lott|Tulisa|UK Trash
2009
29
Dec
I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Leg|Pixie Lott|Shorts
2009
02
Sep
Pixie Lott is going to be the next big thing because her record label and management are paying the paparazzi to release pictures of her. She’s already in the charts in the UK and will be here, so this is the next idol to your hot teenage girls I want to take to Disneyworld the second I can afford to, which will be never or at least around the time they turn 30, so you don’t have to think I’m a predator or anything, I’m just the kind of guy who like to plan my pussy for the future, get in with them when they are young and non-judgemental, cuz older girls can be such bitches who look at me with disgust, when in reality behind all these sleaze is a real classy 40 year old who just happens to smell like fuckin’ urine all the time.
Either way, people find her hot, people like her music, the whole thing is just another story of a bitch getting richer than me before she gets her period and here are the pics of her and in the event you were wondering, she’s 18, so this post isn’t as creepy as you’d probably like, weirdo….
Pics Via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Legs|Pixie Lott
2009
28
Aug
Her name is Pixie Lott, she’s 18, she just released her first single a couple months ago in the UK and shit’s apparently poppin’ on the charts which means it’s probably fucking garbage. I know this because Virgin bought over our local radio station and I have to listen to the European countdown every once in a while when my wife has the shit on and most of the time, their pop music makes me want to kill myself but then again so do most things.
The good news is that she’s young tight bodied and eager and ambitious young girls make for an easy blowjob and even if you’re not the one getting it, because you’re a nobody who can’t advance her career, the idea of her willingness helps with the masturbation to her pics from some FHM photoshoot.
Posted in:FHM|Pixie Lott
2009
13
Aug
Pixie Lott is some up and coming 18 year old girl from the UK who is trying to make it in the US as a singer. I guess she’s doing it in baby steps because she’s not quite ready to take the plunge, proven by these staged bikini pictures where she’s not wearing a bikini. It’s like phase one of the sex tape. First you get to the beach in a little dress and take her shoes off, next thing you know she’s in a bikini, then topless, then suckin’ dick in a hotel room on camera with some asshole ready to exploit them.
Posted in:Bikini|Pixie Lott