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UK Trash the Next Generation at Some Launch Party of the Day

I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s….

This is what she had to say:

Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you.

British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad….

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Frankie Sandford Showing Off Tit of the Day

America produces best selling artists by designing hit songs based on the psychology and chemistry of the human brain. Endless research has gone into what we retain, what we repeat and why shit is in my brain when I wake up, even when I don’t listen to the music, in some Josie and the Pussycat shit that is real life because all America cares about is makin’ money…no matter how ugly and annoying and bullshit Lady Gaga and her act is.

The UK, does things proper by attaching hot pussy to bad music, like they did with The Saturdays by putting a couple members of S Club 7 Junior also known as S Club 8 who you probably jerked off to when they were 11 and putting them together with some other hot pussy to give you music videos and press shots you can jerk off to.

Here is one of their members, named Frankie Sandford showing off her tits for you, because she’s nice like that.

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