When you’re buried in a foot or two of snow, freezing your balls, assuming you have balls, which I don’t, but freezing your balls off, it’s a figure of speech, Tanlines are as much a spit in the face and not the romantic kind you get the hookers to do to you because you’re a pervert, but a mean kind that makes you mad…..but yeah they are as much a spit in the face, or kick in the frozen balls, assuming you have balls, which I don’t….as they are some aspirational thing….

Until you remember you don’t need the sun for tanlines, which is great news since you know they are blocking out the sun to cool down the planate and geoform it for the reptilians….couples with people being made to fear the fun, fear the benefits of the sun and assume that the sun causes the cancers and not the chemicals they ingest or topically apply to them…

But yeah, tanlines come in a jar bro, a spray can, like the airbrushed T-Shirts at the flea market, so strippers in your area are tan-lined up, even in sub arctic weathers, so you can get your fucking ALOHA on regardless of the whole freezing your balls off…

Sluts, they think of everything when it comes to HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS!

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