Sydney Sweeney is the most overhyped celebrity that I haven’t really heard much about in a few months, but there was a window in our lives that was just so excited by Sydney Sweeney, presumably because she has tits bigger than her head, which is a good thing, because you can use those tits to block out her head if you were to have her upside down, not that she’s hideous or a full butter face that you’d need to brown paper bag, but she does look a bit like a mouth breeder inbred with ceiling eyes, which can be creepy.

Well, she’s back, in her bed, legs up, pantyhose on, tits forgotten and not on display and when you’re the hottest thing, or one of the hottest things created in Hollywood, that’s something worth lookin’ at….even if there’s no tits, which is really what she’s all about and why we even know she exists…and really any celeb producing, uploading a promoting their own upskirt pics is the kind of celeb we should care about, it takes the effort out of creepin’ on them.

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