I was just talking to a pervert friend of mine who is rich and does the whole snowbird thing if Florida Ocean inspires him.

You know, like some kind of self help, online therapist, mantra kind of thing that gives him inspiration and calm, like he’s one of those faggy influencers who talks about mindfulness and putting his intentions out to the universe….

Because being buried in snow makes me think that being in the heat, looking at an ocean would be one of those “this is fuckin’ living” things….

My pervert friend said “I don’t give a shit about the ocean, I swim in the pool, the only good thing about the ocean is all the half naked pussy walking around so that I can jerk off to them when I get back home”

To which I said “why wait til you get back home”….seems pretty inefficient and like you’d need to have a good memory, when you can do it right fucking there.

All this to say, beaches aren’t for everyone, but jerking off to beachwear is.

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