They say that you’ll never find a tanline on a nude beach, but they’ve never been to the nude beaches I’ve been to, where the average age is 78 and the tits sag so hard that when you life them up, nothing but tanline, just not the tanline I’m looking for, which is a tanline that highlights the good parts but telling my brain “CLOTHING IS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE”….even though you know clothing is supposed to be there, the stencil outlined panties or skimpy bikini branded onto their skin, whether natural or chemical based, is perfectly slutty for me!

The point of the story is that tanlines aren’t just for trashy bimbos in the 80s, they are for all bimbos and non bimbos who put up nudes on the internet of the now.

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