Milky Tit Monday is one of the most glorious posts of the week, you know, what a great way to start the week, some sort of rebirth or revival, a beacon of hope that this week will be better than all the weeks before it, and you can’t be realistic and think that it will be just as shit as all the weeks before this week, because that’s setting yourself up for failure.

Milky tits are designed to put you into an infant like “Feed me momma” state of thinking, or at least tap into your survival instinct as the tit is what you latched onto survive as a baby, assuming your mom breast fed you and didn’t just give you saw dust and chemicals they call formula.

The point is, the best part of birth, at least if you ask any dad out there is the MILKY boob, because the blown out vagina, the saggy stomach a baby once was, the hard to lose baby weight, the hard c-section scars and other open wounds, the post baby depression just don’t live up to a full tit doin it’s lifework, it’s purpose….

So celebrate that, even if you’re celibate….motherfucks because and the MILK tits are the best part!

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