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2023

01

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I may not be addicted to the gym, working out, being healthy, but I definitely thing that more people should be addicted to the gym, working out and being healthy. It’s a known fact that they’ll be less depressed, happier, more successful, living longer and fuller lives, plus in a world where everyone is turning fat as fuck, it’s a good time to be a contrarian, to not give into the easy, the lazy, the victim sloth life of cats and misery, and grab life by the balls and do some squats.

I figure, things are cyclical and the fat acceptance will eventually not be something anyone aspires to be, sure accept the fats, but the fats will stop trying to lie to us about how healthy they are or how hot they are when we know that’s simply not true….there will be more and more girls turning to fitness….

Which means it is almost time for me to transition so I can hang in their locker rooms you know to watch them shower and shit now that it is legally allowed…

You know there was a time I went to the gym, 30 years ago or so and the entire time, with each fitness outfit in an era that was not leggings and pussy everywhere, I’d think about the female lockerroom at all times….I’ve even been kicked out of them….but not anymore, society has finally caught up to my degeneracy!

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