Tight Pants always remind me of the girls who wear the tight pants get mad….

These girls, intentionally jack the pants up in their cunts so that the amateur gynocologists of the grocery store, like myself can do our preliminary exam, you know map that shit out like your a blind mind using your hands to know what a motherfucker looks like because you’ve decided to that a portrait drawing class despite being a blind man….

Then these girls intentionally get mad at dudes who look at their outfits, calling them out as creeps, screaming HASHTAG METOO, even if we’re just looking and not touching, all because narcissism is fucking insane.

I saw a meme about this being an issue at the gym, girls doing hair, make-up, wearing the skimpiest outfits around to do unnatural body poses in, only to get mad when a dude looks….

That’s why I like these tight pants, by girls who upload their tight pants, knowing they want to be looked at, creeped on, or jerked off to.

I know some people prefer the unsuspecting creeper cam pics of tight pants, it’s so much more exciting when you get to be stealth, but there’s too many issues with that, mainly that the bitch in the tight pants, despite being in tight pants, is annoying about you wanting to fuck her tight pants off her….you know from the friction of your dry humping her leg destroying the fabric’s integrity and causing a collapse of the infrastructure.

So here are those tight pants because it’s a fashion style trendy thing…..you can jerk off to, it just upsets a lot of the tight pants people wearing tight pants, but NOT these ones.

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