Jenna Ortega is the latest celebrity who sold her soul to the devil, you know to be included at the table where they feast as they put out bullshit content for us to be distracted by, because she pretty much came out of nowhere and when that happens, when they decide to bring one up to the top, I know there’s some calculating behind it and not a random event…

So yeah, they decided Ortega was the next big thing, gave her Wednesday Addams, got all the goth girls of tiktok recreating her dumb dance that they hyped up aggressively when it happened, like it was some spectacular pop culture moment, when spectacular pop culture moments don’t really exist, they’re just paid for by marketers…

Now she’s out here producing foot fetish content, because feet pics sell, dudes are creepy….to which I say, if you’re going to be a top celebrity, you should deliver the feet pics for the feet dudes for free, it’s only fair….even though feet dudes freak me out and the buying and selling of feed pics will always be weird to me…SHARING is caring.

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