On/Off Flashers may take the guess work out of the whole wearing clothing, but I’m old and tired now, and I think the guesswork is all part of the fun.

I’m like Christopher Columbus of nudes, I want to seek out the unknown, but when it’s put out there on a platter like an ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET that gives you diarrhea, it takes out ALL sense of adventure and mystique….it’s just there….I’ve got the information I requested, or that I wanted, thanks for that, now I can move on and wait for girls who don’t do On/Offs to do their On/Offs so that I can check their names off my list.

I’m all for for nudity and I ALWAYS hype up the on/off, but I guess today I’m looking for cockteasing whores who lie about how hot they are with clothes, instead of the kind girls who are just giving us what we want, all well behaved, complicit, friendly, generous…you get what I am saying….put your damn clothes on to inspire others to put their damn clothes on so we can go back to being thirsty perverts who crave nudity but NEVER get it unless we break into our dad’s closet and find his old playboys…NOSTALGIA.

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