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2023

23

Feb

Brec Bassinger Bikini of the Day

Brec Bassinger is some 23 year old Texan who moved to LA when she was 10 to work for Nickelodeon or some shit….

I know nothing about her, but she’s obviously popular with her creeper fans and probably people her age who grew up watching her on some bullshit….plus she’s in some CW show about superheroes, which I know is probably pretty fucking fake and gay, but for whatever reasons, probably the fact that we’ve become a culture-less, brainless, trashy, distracted, half retard society that doesn’t need “art” or “story” or “plots” or things to rattle the brain, just give them some people in dumb costumes in what feels like a porn setting thanks to the lame CGI.

Anyway, I assume that she’s not related to Kim Bassinger, but hat Kim Bassinger would probably want to swap her out for the Baldwin she got, all fat and pregnant with prison tats that scream unstable nightmare…while this one’s more basic in her bikini, you know simpler in her mental illness.

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