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2023

07

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day

Jenna Ortega was at the Scream Premiere, because she’s an It-Girl and potentially in Scream and the media is marketing her having a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION….

They are saying “better a pen slip than a nip slip”….good one guys….

The funny think is….last week, Jenna Ortega, who is being marketed aggressively as the next big thing because the industry loves that the younger generation found a connection with the younger generation through Wednesday, a goth character who does weird dancing like on TikTok but on a series….she is dollar signs and that’s all these pigs in Hollywood give a shit about…..Easy Money off the backs of easy talent.

Anyway, last week Ortega’s nipple slipped on some Complex produced Hot Sauce eating video series they do, which is pretty racist sounding, just not as racist as Complex is, you know a Buzzfeed owned product that is publicly traded on the stock market that pretends to represent the Hip Hop culture despite being founded by some white dude and now owned by Buzzfeed….not very HIP HOP CULTURE at all…unless white run publicly traded companies are Hip Hop….they probably are.

Sure, Complex is the only magazine that ever hyped me up for 5 minutes thanks to a guy who now shops for shoes with celebrities on Youtube for the magazine, a guy I haven’t heard of since he hyped me up in the magazine, which I am not bitter about, I just know their target market is white suburban kids into buying overpriced streetwear because they are idiots.

ANYWAY, last week her nipple wasn’t edited out of the HOT ONES video, Buzzfeed legal team sent out CEASE and DESISTS despite Buzzfeed being the people who uploaded that shit to YOUTUBE, but now they are going to be litigious about it.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, thinking, that since Ortega was overhyped, they darling, their future business plan, the free nip slip was something they didn’t want so they put pressure on Buzzfeed, even though girls of her generation are all whores…

But now, I am seeing this story of Ortegan, who I really don’t find very hot at all, having another WARDROBE MALFUNCTION that I am mad is not a NIP SLIP, like I was hoping bitch couldn’t contain those nips and that must make her team real mad, even though they are likely doing it on purpose.

BUT instead I am a victim of CLICKBAIT headlines….and now you are too….so I guess she shouldn’t get her nips surgically removed like Angelina Jolie to prevent this kind of thing…isn’t that in style now with all those ZIPPER tits thinking they are NOW men now that they have alien chests….GENDER STUDIES….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THIS WHORE FLASHING NIPPLE THAT BUZZFEED DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE ON THEIR WATCH CLICK HERE

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