Noah Cyrus is pretty lucky that her sister is the hot Miley Cyrus, who people like to think isn’t hot because when she opens her mouth she sounds like a scary dude you’d meet in the subway station, excitedly trying to get you to give him 2 dollars for a bus ticket, or a place to spend the night, or a warm meal…you know she sounds like a homeless crackhead, which makes her ripped and oftentimes naked body all the weirder to jerk off to….

But yeah, if Miley’s sister wasn’t Miley’s sister and was just some chick named Janine from somewhere in Idaho, she’d either be a shitty fat lazy cam girl getting paid, or she’d be working down at the local SUBWAY SANDWICH shop doing SANDWICH ARTS to support her meth addiction…..and I know you’re thinking she’s too fat for METH…welll fuck you, that’s fat shaming, fats can be meth addicts too you discriminator…

Anyway, since she’ got the celebrity affiliation, the famous one-hit-wonder dad, this Attack of the trolls selfie may in fact be a screenshot from a B-movie they sold to Netflix called Attack of the Trolls…

But it could also just be a product of being the secondary sister no one likes, that everyone finds pretty gross, who is arguably a more talented singer that Miley, but who will never be Miley, but who Miley will try to lift up on her shoulders to help her shine, but who will never shine quite as bright as Miley, so instead she’ll just have to ride the family name as hard as she can until she dies of sadness or does straight up porn to standout down the line….

Either way, I won’t hate on a panty selfie, NOT even a bootleg AMATEUR….LOOOKIN GOOD SWEETHEART one..

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