Surfs Up!

They say that the internet revolutionized the world, which we all know is pretty fucking debatable – STOP TRACKING MY EVERY THOUGHT YOU DYSTOPIAN MONSTER MACHINE….all in exchange for convenience.

They say that social media revolutionized the internet, which we all know is pretty fucking debatable – STOP MAKING THE MOST HORRIBLE ATTENTION SEEKING PIECES OF SHIT CELEBRATED FIGURES IN CONTENT CREATION TO PUSH THIS CULTURAL VOID….

But we all know the only good thing about the internet or social media is the hardware that got in everyone’s hands to use those things so that they could produce bikini pics for attention from strangers, which ultimately keeps the whole thing running smoothly….and is really the gateway to all the self produced porn you get lost in everyday.

Which is why I do a weekly bikini or swimsuit pic round-up, to remember our ROOTS, where we came from, HUMBLE moments….even though I’m still in the fucking ditch somewhere, not too far from where I started 20 years ago…BUT I AM STILL Here and it’s really because of the BIKINI pics.

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