In the event you were wondering, Brie Larson, the overly hyped actress who is not hot, was never hot, but is packaged as hot, because she clearly made a fucking deal with some kind of demon who saw her as the least relatable actress to put in moves, since nerds will fucking fall for anyone they are told to….

But yeah, in the event you were wondering, even when she’s using her tits, her only asset that aren’t even that great and that don’t justify a celebrity career, she’s still ugly….and only makes me wonder who’s fucking nub of a dick did she lick like a clit to get where she’s got. She makes zero fucking sense to me.

I mean this shoot features her in a wife beater that looks like it’s been warn by an actual trailer park dwelling wife beater, all sweat and nicotine stained…but like all wife beaters, you can see her nipples through it…and she is still the least impressive actress around….

She could be doing puppetry of her pussy lips and I’d still think she wasn’t qualified to even do porn, unless it was gay porn, because she reminds me of a dude….or just a genderless slug who looks like she smells like a truck stop bathroom leeching off all our souls with her fake celebrity….that people actually pander to, accept, buy into….and it’s crazy.

How can you look at this and think “she’s so beautiful, she’s so in sexy, she’s so hot”….

I get that we’d fuck anything around, including a genderless slug we found in a truck stop bathroom, but at a certain point you gotta break out of the MATRIX and say, oh, they’re fucking with me, this is a troll, this is them seeing how far they can push up….kinda like when they tell you LIZZO is HOT and FIERCE….we’re onto you ESTABLISHMENT.

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