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2023

23

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I don’t know if you can see the dimmed out sun behind all those chemtrails, but why would you care, when you can just look at pictures of the sun on your instagram feed, or on your computer screen. Like the Yuletide Fireplace of relaxation in your shitty apartment, soon, you’ll just have a 24 look of the sun to get you as close as you can get to the natural healing benefits of the sun, in this totally unnatural, poison filled world….

But I like to think that girls still find obscure vacation spots that still have a sun, that still allow them to crisp up proper, so that they can take pics of themselves nude to see the fun pattern the sun left behind….

Even though, it’s probably all just fake shit out of a jar, stained skin on tanlined skin, but when you’re not licking off the sauce and just looking at pics of it, who cares if it’s just make-up really…the effect is the same and that’s good enough in this low expectation, flimsy fucking content world.


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