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2023

30

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is apparently one of the most famous, most viral, most important, internationally pop stars in the history of the universe.

I don’t know if that’s actually true, but her songs go viral on TikTok and I don’t use TikTok, despite it being the only place that’s actively trying to destroy our society by sharing the TRUTHER TRUTHS, along with vapid and useless dances, but at least they aren’t controlled by the evil and corrupt American businesses, just China who you conspiracy theorists may think are actively trying to destroy America, but you’re doing a good job of that on your own.

Anyway, I bet I know some of her songs without having given consent to learning those songs, because pop music is obviously which craft that penetrates OUR minds….and secures itself in our brains…like a fucking parasite…

So Dua Lipa didn’t have my permission to push her music on me, but based on her bikini pics, she can rape me anytime she wants…even sonically….

She’s some Albanian refugee human trafficked into our hearts and minds and CHECK OUT THEM TITS.

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