Shania Twain is freaking me out. She’s in some weird costume, looks like a South Western Backpages ad from the 90s, or some other kind of low level glamour shoot, maybe to promote the local strip club or brothel. I don’t know, but the wig is on, the fuck me boots are on, the crop top and short shorts are on….and it’s weird cowgirl fetish from a Canadian who isn’t a cowgirl….

I’ve seen her making more appearances recently. They’ve allowed her back at events and in the scene after she was exiled to her Swiss Chateau for the last decade, sitting on her pile of money, when no one heard of Shania and would just remember her when her hits were on the radio or at the bar, bringing back the times they jerked off to her music videos back when porn wasn’t available for free in our pocket at any given time….

You know, back when she originally sold her soul to the industry back in Canada all those years ago…before being basically forgotten.

She must be 60, so this comeback tour is weird, awkward, but as long as she’s being slutty, I dig it, since I love old desperate sluts, they are the more affordable version of their younger hot selves…

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