Simmer down grandma…..
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2023
14
Sep
Slutty Shania Twain of the Day
2023
06
Apr
Shania Twain Cosplaying as Herself of the Day
Shania Twain is freaking me out. She’s in some weird costume, looks like a South Western Backpages ad from the 90s, or some other kind of low level glamour shoot, maybe to promote the local strip club or brothel. I don’t know, but the wig is on, the fuck me boots are on, the crop top and short shorts are on….and it’s weird cowgirl fetish from a Canadian who isn’t a cowgirl….
I’ve seen her making more appearances recently. They’ve allowed her back at events and in the scene after she was exiled to her Swiss Chateau for the last decade, sitting on her pile of money, when no one heard of Shania and would just remember her when her hits were on the radio or at the bar, bringing back the times they jerked off to her music videos back when porn wasn’t available for free in our pocket at any given time….
You know, back when she originally sold her soul to the industry back in Canada all those years ago…before being basically forgotten.
She must be 60, so this comeback tour is weird, awkward, but as long as she’s being slutty, I dig it, since I love old desperate sluts, they are the more affordable version of their younger hot selves…
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2011
09
Jun
Old Shania Twain Falls at the CMAs of the Day
In what may be erotic to the rapists out there, who enjoy seeing one of their prey fall and hurt themselves while attempting to escape their attack, fear in their eye and all that shit, here’s a video of Shania Twain falling at the CMAs, unfortunately too old for the average rapist to care, but trying to win you over like old times when she was at her prime rape victim age. If you know what I mean and if you don’t it is that Shania is not the Shania you once masturbated to anymore…but luckily you can’t see that in this video.
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2008
22
May
Shania Twain Got Dumped for this Slag of the Day
Shania Twain’s record producing husband cheated on her with this substantially uglier family friend and everyone is so fuckin’ confused about this shit but me. The truth is that Shania was his tool to make a lot of money for himself as a music producer and he’s been banging her since she was some 14 year old Native American he found huffing gas on the reserve and if it wasn’t for him, she’d still be performing in some shitty country club in Northern Ontario, Canada. So she basically owes her success to him and not to her singing voice.
I can only assume that in the more recent years of Shania, she’s become a total cunt and sometimes looks don’t outweigh annoying so dude strayed and is probably a lot happier with someone less irritating than her, while still making tons of money on what he created without having to listen to her irritating or having boring sex with her because she thinks she’s all that and just lays back and takes it on the nights she actually decides to put out.
So looks aren’t everything, fucking is and I guess the proof is that even Shania’s husband got bored of fuckin’ her and moved onto someone who probably tries a lot harder, and by trying a lot harder I mean, takes it up the ass.
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