People may not view me as some kind of trend setting fashionista, with my finger on the pulse of fashion, because no girls will let me put my finger on the pulse of their clit, you know to make sure that they are still alive, which for the record isn’t a deal breaker.

However, I am a fucking trend setting fashionista, now that all the big designer brands are trolling the marketplace with basically garbage bags, ripped and spoiled pants or shirts, and charging 10s of 1000s of dolars…

It’s the ironic t-shirt of the generation of overspending idiots who don’t realize they are being trolled….and I’m over here being like “I’ve worn plastic bags for shoes, rope for belts, soiled sweat pants and ripped clothing for decades, cuz I’m basically homeless”….so avant garde….TREND SETTER.

In being a trend setting, I like to observe the current trends in bikinis, because clearly, it’s important market research that I can jerk off to, which for the record is the best market research…

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