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2023

01

May

Padma for Sports Illustrated Swim of the Day

Looks like someone forgot the photoshop…..in this era of everyone photoshopping their own pics…I think it’s irresponsible for a magazine, no matter how woke it’s become to turn their back on the photoshop….we don’t need the weathered pock marks….ya know.

Padma Lakishmi or whatever the fuck her name is, is one of the SI SWIM Rookie’s of the year, despite being 300 years old.

I guess it’s part of their inclusivity agenda that no dude asked for, but when the editor is a chick, you end up going down that road, because chicks don’t want to be mean, or called out for celebrating STUPID HOT CHICKS, but instead turn it into a “A for Effort” group of undeserving, gross, vile, fat, sloppy, disgusting chicks doing their best SI Swim Model cosplay…

I mean why stick to your brand in an era of woke, because you can end up losing everything you’ve built, so adapt to the times by having at least one retard in each possible category, so that they can feature a handful of hot unrealistically hot, bikini babes the whole issue used to be built on…you know slip them in and hope no one notices…when they three dudes who still buy the SI SWIM Edition ignore the uglies and go for the hotties…

Anyway, it’s all pretty sad for society as a whole, not everyone deserves to be a published swim model, including the 300 year old Sugar Baby Padma, who I guess had a bit of a career on TV, but was most known for fucking 2 likely gay billionaires, pretending her pregnancy to set up her kid for life with billionaire DNA was both the guy who was dying’s and Michael Dell’s brother, you know to hedge her bets and maybe get money from both.

It’s a weird storyline, she could teach the masterclass in impressing and manipulating rich people, but for now she’s in a bikini for a sports magazine, maybe because one of those billionaires owned IMG and she’s still in with the biggest sports agency in the world and this is her flexing her muscles to get what she wants…

But unfortunately for her, they forgot to photoshop….maybe that’s the vibe they are going for….photoshop ties into that whole unrealistic body shit….which may be why she looks like a man.

Maybe, I just dislike Padma Lashkimi for gaming the system….when in reality her old ass and old titties are the right kind of sloppy for a broke pervert like me, meaning she’s lucky she captured that billion dollar sperm in her petri dish womb when she had the chance…

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