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2023

04

May

Maria Menounos Has Pancreatic Cancer of the Day

Maria Menounos is more exciting when she’s on the beach with her pussy hanging out, I talk about it often, it’s really my only Maria Menounos story and it was one I ran with for a decade of Maria Menounos posts…a little “She’s Greek and Does Anal, so that’s probably a virgin pussy and the reason she has to get a surrogate to have a baby”….

Apparently, it’s frowned upon when you make fun of a woman using another woman to have her baby, despite GOD not wanting her to have a baby, and that freak Eugenics shit being totally unethical to some of the believers out there…..but at least it won’t ruin that pussy her asshole has been protecting all these years…

Anyway, she is promoting some shit and revealed that along with her brain tumor she had removed in 2017 that I totally forgot about, because I am also a lobotomized retard….she’s now got Type 1 Diabetes that turned into Stage 2 Pancreatic cancer, which as far as I know, is a death sentence if it’s really pancreatic cancer, just ask Steve Jobs….

I don’t see it ending well, but I’m not a doctor….but she is touring the story for clicks, so it can’t be that bad…..

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