I know that when I look at the hybrid human that is Kylie Jenner, I get freaked the fuck out and can’t really figure out if I am looking at a mutated sex doll that you find broken down in the dumpster outside a swingers club, only with better hair and make-up and more expensive clothing on.

What I am saying is that she’s so fucking fake that she’s reminded me why we have no hope as a society, because if a fake, empty pile of silicon tries to sell you bullshit make-up, you’d hope we as a people would reject it and not make them billionaires…

I don’t find her hot, but she does have big tits in a bar, because being a mom may have made them sloppy, but the rest of her is typically sloppy, just stapled back on in ways that make it look like it’s not, so that’s probably why she’s not walking tit out like her sister…

Clearly, their losing their celebrity, because they are all trying so fucking hard to get seen….and I’ll still look at the tit, in bra or out of bra, because that’s about the only value they provide, even if it’s not hot, it’s better than most moms I see in the world because it’s got an image to maintain and hasn’t fully given up yet…

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