I don’t know if tits pressed on glass is called a pressed ham, but I know when dudes do it while mooning it is, so close enough….I also prefer being literally, like calling it big tits on glass, rather than trying to give it some cute name…

Anyway, Sweeney is one of the hottest celebs of the era thanks to some whorish behavior on Euphoria that unleashed the beast that is her big ol’ titties…

I don’t think she’s all that hot, really, it’s alot of hype, but it’s nice to see tits carry a girl who isn’t all that hot to the top, it brings hope.

I also like that she’s not a nepotism baby, at least not within the industry, so new blood getting paid by these perverts, and that’s always fun….more fun with fun bags,…which is a cute and stupid name for tits….which I prefer calling tits…but you know I’m versatile….barely…but enough…

These pics are shot by Amber Asaly who is a hot celebrity photographer, probably hotter than Sydney Sweeney really..

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