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2023

11

May

Alex Daddario’s Tight Shirt of the Day

Alex Daddario is a pretty old celebrity with a big set of tits, which overrides the whole being pretty old thing, tits have legs and those legs in this case happen to be Alex Daddario.

She went viral for being cast as the big tits in True Detective and her rich kid life has since been blessed with continuous work, because people like tits, or Hollywood only invests in people they know will get them views, since views mean money and those people aren’t out to be experimental, or to be creative, or interesting, or daring, or artists, they’re there for the profit and the pussy.

Anyway, she’s in a tight shirt, you can basically see the imprint of a full tit, like if she was to cast her tits like pornstars cast their pussy for their fleshlights, and the whole thing is not very exciting, but that could just be because her eyes terrify me.

You know that her eyes are what she gets complimented on the most, because people are referring to her tits, but can’t be so obvious with it “you have amazing eyes”….but besides the whole big tits are all that matter thing…the brunette with light eyes thing is some sort of fetish due to their reptilian blood exciting the normies…so you know she thinks she’s special…but I feel like a serpent is trying to eat my soul….so I’ll just focus on the good parts….THE TITS.

I am but a simple man, with simple needs.

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