Mandy Rose is the WWE Champion, which is pretty funny to say because it is all scripted, but then again, what sport isn’t scripted really, you fucking suckers….

It’s not to discredit her athleticism or ability to fuck hard…..because I know there’s a level to the sport that got CHYNA and her dick clit addicted to pain killers after the whole career as a wrestler.

What’s important is the lesson that she has taught the girls watching the WWE, which is that even if you’re a champion, the TOP of whatever you do, you’ll make more money selling nudes, so why bother continuing.

Mandy Rose decided that premium content was her calling after doing all she did in WWE, which got her released from her contract because WWE is good old fashioned family programming featuring stripper looking bitches who seem out of their element wrestling clothed. It’s a branding thing, I guess. All WWE bitches look like Florida strippers from decades ago, like the WWE has a type….

Anyway, this is a preview of her new lucrative career, I’m into it…but that’s just because I feel connected to weathered, tanned, strippers living their dream after being taken off course by SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT…

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