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2023

29

May

Britney Spears’ Memorial Day Post of the Day

12 hour ago, which means in the early hours of Memorial Day, Britney Spears or the AI that is pretending to be Britney Spears confused the context of MEMORIAL DAY with “Post a favorite memory of yourself” like it’s Throwback Thursday or Flashback Friday Day.

I’m not an American, but I don’t think that’s the fucking point, even if you’re not so serious about the military, at the very least it’s about hot dogs and fucking fireworks by the pool…..

Yet instead, the lunatic psy-op that is Britney Spears posted up a close of of her tits in her instagram feed with the caption reading:

“Reposting a pic I did last year live ?????? !!!”

Not only does the picture look like it was shot on 10 year old technology, it’s just a fucking weird thing for an old, rich, popstar who is now free to post. It’s bootleg, but it’s still tits. She’s probably dead, but it’s still tits. So I’m into it, I just don’t understand it but I guess sometimes the things you don’t understand are the most inspiring!

She also posted this throwback pic with this caption:

“Only shoot I ever did in the woods !!! Way back before I had kids !!! The only thing I remember is my stylist saying “Uhhhhhhhhhhh !!! Your boobs Britney … they’re huge what happened ???“ I said I have no idea ????? !!!”

And even weirder, she posted some math code….with this caption:

“I was told this was supposed to be the enthalpy of an erupted chemical reaction … we clapping on T watch out ladies and gents”

And a dance video that was a repost…..because Britney is Dead…or institutionalized…

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