Here’s our weekly reminder that the single most important clothing item in the history of clothing is not the wool jacket to keep you warm in winter, it’s not the fur jacket to keep you warm in winter, it’s not the oiled sheepskin to keep you dry in the rain, it’s not protective eyewear to protect you from dust storms, it’s not underwear to keep your nasty ass juices one extra layer away from the public, you biohazard cunt…it’s the bikini….

There’s just something about swimwear, the stripping down to swim, making it almost more exciting than being naked, actually in most cases, it is MORE exciting that full naked, and that’s why it fuels the internet the way it does.

Some of us grew up in an ice tundra and the bathing suit was a gift, a special occassion experience which probably makes me way too into bikinis, when I see one, I stop in my tracks to stare….every fucking time….but it barely works for me, and that’s ok….

Bikini all day bro…

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