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2023

05

Jun

Jordana Brewster Swimsuit of the Day

Panamanian National and potential tax evader Jordana Brewster, who is in her 40s, which is about 500 years old in bikini model years, has decided that she looks good for her age, probably from checking out the other moms at some pool party play dates, even moms a decade younger than her, so clearly she’s destined to have a second life as a bikini model, since acting in the Fast and Furious bullshit was so good to her, really putting her on the map, or in the jerk off targets of the weirdest group of people around who watch Fast Furious movies, there’s a lot fo them.

I dont think she looks all that bad in the header pic, almost young and fit, holding her pony tail like a hispanic video girl….with her TITS OUT….

Good from far, because you can’t see her weathered old face…

In this era of OLD LADY INCLUSION, despite hating on OLD LADY BODIES, I’ll choose this over fat ANY day…and you will to…..


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