As you may or may not know, the swimsuit is basically what keep the internet going…

It is responsible for Zuckerberg’s billions of dollars, he can pretend it’s due to his tech that gathers everyone’s data that he can re-sell and use against them, while conditioning them to think how he wants them to think, buy what he wants them to buy, and all that other shit….

BUT NONE OF THAT WOULD BE POSSIBLE….without the self starting whore and her bikini pics to make a dude say “I’m going to sign up to this tracking software disguised as a place to stay connected with friends because bitches post their bikini pics there”….

So here’s to the power of the swimsuit and the weakness of the average dude….that allows the swimsuit to be that powerful…

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