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2023

13

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Here’s a gallery of women in their swimsuits to remind you that you don’t have to go to the beach to see bitches in bathing suits, you don’t need to creep out on girls at the public pool to see bitches in bathing suits, you don’t need to break into condo complexes or private residences or health clubs with pools to see bitches in bathing suits….you can just kick back from the comfort of wherever the fuck you are on your screen and experience it through the screen…

One could argue that that access to bitches in swimsuits is detrimental to society, that it’s the foundation of all that is wrong in society, that bitches in bathing suits upload their bathing suits to get as much reach as they can with their bathing suit….all for lazy pigs at home who they probably don’t really want to seeing them in bathing suits if they knew how fucking weird we actually were….

I’d be one of those people, as I post a gallery of bathing suits, saying all these bathing suits are an ATTACK on our freedom by trying to keep us locked up at home, locked into a screen from our pod, getting a version of bitches in bathing suits, just not a real experience of bitches in bathing suits….IT IS ALL FAKE…PIXELS ON A SCREEN…>GET OUTSIDE AND GET YOUR HUMAN FREAK ON BEFORE HUMANS ARE REPLACED….

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